For a PESSimist i'm pretty optimistic

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

(Fonte: khalessiofpizza)

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

IN THE UNITED STATES

dannybriereisaliferuiner:

owning a gun

• is a right

having healthcare

• is a privilege

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

(Fonte: billhitchert)

(Fonte: vongruby)

drarna:

the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”

thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

randomhlg:

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

empathzu:

ashbensos:

my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

wait there are mean eggs

you poor soul

what is a childhood without kinder eggs. I just can’t picture it.

mybigfatredwedding:

Really excited for the next 

Episode of game of thrones it should be

Delightful

Wow how wonderful is this turning out for everybody

Edmure is gonna marry roslin; i’m so glad they got this

Deal worked out with the freys

Definitely a move toward peace 

I‘m just so thrilled that everything is going so well for the 

North, long live robb stark, I

Guess nothing is stopping him from winning the war now!! heh

(Fonte: thetox)

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

(Fonte: vimeo.com)

getoffmybloghoe:

accidentally ripping out your own headphones