I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
owning a gun
- is a right
- is a privilege
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
the article just got better as i kept on reading
the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs
wait there are mean eggs
you poor soul
what is a childhood without kinder eggs. I just can’t picture it.
Really excited for the next
Episode of game of thrones it should be
Wow how wonderful is this turning out for everybody
Edmure is gonna marry roslin; i’m so glad they got this
Deal worked out with the freys
Definitely a move toward peace
I‘m just so thrilled that everything is going so well for the
North, long live robb stark, I
Guess nothing is stopping him from winning the war now!! heh
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
accidentally ripping out your own headphones